i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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