Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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