there was a trapeze. enough said
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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