Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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