Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
God, I missed his penis.
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