If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
We’re leaving where are you
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