I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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