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I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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