Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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