My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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