..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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