dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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