I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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