My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Boobs speak an international language.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize
