we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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