Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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