Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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