you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
two words...techno handjob
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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