i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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