I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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