Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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