If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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