We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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