Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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