Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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