Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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