Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
