How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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