I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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