It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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