just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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