What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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