I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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