ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
she peed on how many people?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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