This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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