one word: firstdatebathroomanal
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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