The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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