Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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