i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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