you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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