Me. At least after what I've been through.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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