We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
