The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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