im gay
i know
yea but for you.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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