I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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