How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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