ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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