You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!