Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo