AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
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we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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