Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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