did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
