There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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