You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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