UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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