omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I forget how to act sober
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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