Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
My balls are so social today.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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